Expansion team finds Rival

The EHBA held their expansion draft today. Bridgewater and South Carolina made their selections, with stars such as Kobe Bryant and Dirk Nowitzki finding new homes. After the draft, South Carolina President Matt Austin was contacted by Peoria Bricklayers GM Dave Grubb. Austin, speaking about his need to fill the void at Center, inquired about the availability of Yao Ming. Unfortunately, he was met with a great deal of resistance, which escalated to a full scale outburst and the development of a rivalry. Grubb said he'd be willing to part with any of his players outside his top 3, Austin pointed out that even Grubb wasn't sure who he was keeping (due to their lack of talent).

Mr. Grubb was anything but respectful to the new member of the league, ending the conversation with "you're going down b*tch". Welcome to the EHBA South Carolina... And for David Allen Grubb, watch yourself in Week 7 when you come down South. The raucous Fort Sumter crowd will be pumped up for your inevitable defeat.

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